Teabagger...I mean, "TEABAGGER MELTDOWN!!!"

So here I was on the Internet, minding my own business, when...



For those of you who happen to have slow Internet connections, I'll give you a quick synopsis of the video:

"I can't stand socialism, and I can't stand Communism!  The only good Communist is a DEAD COMMUNIST!  (You want me to say anything more?  Thank you, sir!)"  *to passers-by*  "THE ONLY GOOD COMMUNIST IS A DEAD COMMUNIST!!  YEEAAAHHH!!  THE ONLY GOOD COMMUNIST IS A DEAD COMMUNIST!!"

Too short?  Okay.

"I am originally from Nicaragua, I ran away from Communism, I realize Communism does not work, socialism does not work, and the death of America will be socialized medicine."

"Sir!  If a veteran's unable to function, because of a war wound, we have charity hospitals!  We welcome them in New Orleans, we have charity hospitals for those who can't work.  But I myself am a veteran!  A United States Marine veteran, that fight for this country...BELIEVE IN FREEDOM!  And DEATH TO THE DAMN COMMIES!"

*addressing someone in the crowd*  "Are you a Commie?  ARE YOU A COMMIE!?  No?  Then stay alive!"

"Get out of here, Dead Commie, before I BEAT YOU WITH THIS FLAG AND THROW YOU INTO THE RIVER!"

"What did you do?  WHAT DID YOU DO!?  I FIGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY!  YOU PARASITE SOCIALIST!!"

"COMMUNIST LOUSE!  COMMUNIST COCKROACH!!"

Okay, so he lost his point about halfway through.  Unless, of course, his point is that we should hunt down and kill those Communist Cock COMMUNIST COCKROACHES!  With their COMMUNIST MEDICINE!!

In his defense, regardless of whether or not he actually is a Marine, and regardless of his national origin, I don't believe he's against free health care per se (as evidenced by his comments of the "charity" health clinics), but rather free health care that happens to be institutionalized and made mandator...

"COMMUNIST LOUSE!  COMMUNIST COCKROACH!!"

You can almost feel this apparent distaste of his for the socialization of America through the screen.  As you can feel his desperation as he tries to convince...

"THE ONLY GOOD COMMUNIST IS A DEAD COMMUNIST!!  YEEAAAHHHH!!  HEY!  HEY, HEY HEY!  LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!  DEAD COMMUNIST!!  DEAD COMMUNIST!!  YEEEAAAHHHH!!!"

Okay, truce!  I call truce...

Note:  The opinions of The Brewsky are not those of Fox News or its affilia...seriously, at what point do you kids today start giving up sex to keep Stewart and Colbert on the air?  We at Fox News find that a little bit hard to believe.  One in ten viewers?  Really?  I mean...really?  It figures the liberal media would have you believe that...